Just bought the latest US Honda Tuning magazine and in it I found the following:
You might be an Integra Type R owner if...............
You refer to non ITR Integra owners as those people.
You go ballistic on the parts counter guy when he suggests using a non ITR bolt.
You hold a New Years style celerbration for every six months your car isn't stolen.
When asked for your social security number you recite your R's serial number.
Your vision is based solely on Championship white.
You own at least on black shirt with red stitching.
You insist your friends call you "ITR" even though your initials arn't even close.
You continue to registering for the classic car show even after being told that you are 20 years too early.
If you need to take up 3 parking spaces in order for you to be able to relax when parking the car!
If you get asked if its a new Civic.
You take dieting seriously to improve your trackdays/strip days.
You enjoy walking from the furthest car parking bay at your local Waitrose/Tesco's/Sainbury's to ensure no-one parks next to you.
Our own ones :lol:
If you have had what is known as Recaro Betty Swallocks.......
You believe removing a mirror from the passenger sunblind is benficial weightloss.
You complain every time you have to drive a car with 5 gears.
you smile every single time you turn the key.
every other car on the road you believe you can outdrive on a twisty road.
You VTEC just to get that smile back on your face.
Your on 1st name terms with the lads in the local petrol station!
You ignore Porsche drivers with their envious looks.
You wash the brake dust from your champ white wheels 3x a week.
Even though you've locked your car, you still check its locked as you walk away.
You take dieting seriously to improve your trackdays/strip days.
You enjoy walking from the furthest car parking bay at your local Waitrose/Tesco's/Sainbury's to ensure no-one parks next to you.
If pull up on your drive, go to walk into the house and then turnaround for one last glimpse.
you catch the reflection of your car in a shop window and can't help but stare (whilst trying not to let anyone know).
Get embarrased telling new passengers to mind the bolster when getting in and out the front seat.
Owners compare driver side bolsters.
If Tunnels hate it when you come along.
You get mad because you hit the knee of the passenger while trying to select 1st gear
And tell them to sit strait.
The passenger complaints on every hard turn because the lack of roof hand grips (not sure if this is
The correct name?) or when trying to get out of the car.
You might be an Integra Type R owner if...............
You refer to non ITR Integra owners as those people.
You go ballistic on the parts counter guy when he suggests using a non ITR bolt.
You hold a New Years style celerbration for every six months your car isn't stolen.
When asked for your social security number you recite your R's serial number.
Your vision is based solely on Championship white.
You own at least on black shirt with red stitching.
You insist your friends call you "ITR" even though your initials arn't even close.
You continue to registering for the classic car show even after being told that you are 20 years too early.
If you need to take up 3 parking spaces in order for you to be able to relax when parking the car!
If you get asked if its a new Civic.
You take dieting seriously to improve your trackdays/strip days.
You enjoy walking from the furthest car parking bay at your local Waitrose/Tesco's/Sainbury's to ensure no-one parks next to you.
Our own ones :lol:
If you have had what is known as Recaro Betty Swallocks.......
You believe removing a mirror from the passenger sunblind is benficial weightloss.
You complain every time you have to drive a car with 5 gears.
you smile every single time you turn the key.
every other car on the road you believe you can outdrive on a twisty road.
You VTEC just to get that smile back on your face.
Your on 1st name terms with the lads in the local petrol station!
You ignore Porsche drivers with their envious looks.
You wash the brake dust from your champ white wheels 3x a week.
Even though you've locked your car, you still check its locked as you walk away.
You take dieting seriously to improve your trackdays/strip days.
You enjoy walking from the furthest car parking bay at your local Waitrose/Tesco's/Sainbury's to ensure no-one parks next to you.
If pull up on your drive, go to walk into the house and then turnaround for one last glimpse.
you catch the reflection of your car in a shop window and can't help but stare (whilst trying not to let anyone know).
Get embarrased telling new passengers to mind the bolster when getting in and out the front seat.
Owners compare driver side bolsters.
If Tunnels hate it when you come along.
You get mad because you hit the knee of the passenger while trying to select 1st gear
And tell them to sit strait.
The passenger complaints on every hard turn because the lack of roof hand grips (not sure if this is
The correct name?) or when trying to get out of the car.
